1. Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.

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  2. lomadia:

    ridiculousyogscasttheories:

    The free treats cart is actually a counter measure against the Yogscast, attempting to distract their members with delicious treats, thus disrupting their plans.

    Wake up, Minecraftia!

    To be fair, it works! I had a lovely 10 minute break to stuff a hot cross bun in my face.

     


  3. figurants:

    some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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  4. It’s ok if you make your brain look at this as 2D

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  5. virused:

    jake—from—statefarm:

    thefourteenthdoctor:

    4gifs:

    A magnet falling through a copper pipe

    jfc tag your science porn guys

    EDDIE CURRENTSSSSS

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  6. bellaruska:

    leonkyuwata:

    mayrlynray:

    supermansadork:

    thehuntingwinchester:

    a-dash-of-hiddles:

    allonsyimpala:

    santiloveatthedisco:

    kentromanoff:

    That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

    It’s a spider thing

    It’s a spider thing

    Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

    Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
    Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

    So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

    Owned

    This post is brilliant.

    also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

    Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

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  7. chissgirl:

    swtorlife:

    castielcampbell:

    theholytwin:

    ceilingtheo:

    shutupanddiehl:

    blingostarr:

    buttsexington:

    America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

    #or just throw it all into the harbor

    image

    Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?

    Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.

    IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.

    TEA.

    OR JUST THROW IT ALL IN THE HARBOR

    ARE YOU TRYING TO START A REVOLUTION!? DON’T THROWS THE TEA IN THE HARBOR! HARBOR IS NOT THIRSTY! HARBOR IS NOT STRESSED!

    JUST THROW IT ALL INTO THE HARBOR

    AMERICA

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  9. prestoflauto:

    this is literally what I do though

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